Dancing Without Rhythm: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILLIE!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILLIE!!

Today is Millie's birthday, over at What On Earth Is That Smell? Her REAL best friend already gave a cool assignment for you to fill Millie's comments with, so I'm gonna use MY comments as the second best thing. Give her some age old advice. A good knock-knock joke, or even a riddle will do.

Since I'm supposed to be on an airplane in less than 5 hours and that entails completing 3 more loads of laundry, packing, lunch, napping two children and showering---I'm gonna have to keep it short and my contribution will be a riddle. For you Millie. And it's homemade, from Benja.

What has 3 legs, an orange face, kicks really hard and screams a lot?

A monstoh!!!
Ahahahhahahahahaha!
They just don't make 'em this good anymore.

I hope your day is wonderful and all your birthday wishes come true!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Posted by Angela on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 1/25/2007 | Permalink

Mission Accomplished! LOL! :D

Posted by Suzanne | Thursday, January 25, 2007 12:53:00 PM

Oops...I put the riddle on her blog by accident! Here it is:

Why do elephants paint their toenails red???

Posted by Suzanne | Thursday, January 25, 2007 12:54:00 PM

So they can hide in the strawberry patch! :)

This was so sweet, thank you Miss Angela! Where are we going on the plane? Are there string bikinis involved?

Posted by Millie | Thursday, January 25, 2007 4:54:00 PM

What is RED, pregnant and at MY HOUSE for your birthday:) Sorry I was late I was cleaning, shopping, cooking, breastfeeding and showering for company. I hope it was GRAND.

Posted by Anonymous | Friday, January 26, 2007 7:40:00 AM

And TMM- no string bikinis here...there is impressionable minds around. ( even though I am trying to teach my son that big woman are HOT HOT HOT...string bikinis might ruin my efforts at this point...if ya know what I mean)

Posted by Anonymous | Friday, January 26, 2007 7:42:00 AM

Words of wisdom for TMM (an anyone else who might benefit from it): "I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend" (Jack Handey).

The riddle: Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

S: the answer is "a monstoh!"...oh wait, does it have an orange face?

Have a fun time Angela, take care, enjoy that cute baby and have fun with your sista!

Posted by Super Happy Girl | Friday, January 26, 2007 5:42:00 PM

NCS: OK, I need your source for Jack Handey quotes. That one was priceless. And... I don't know about the shark/rowboat scenario. Feed them your cat?

I think the answer to S's riddle is "Angela" but that's just me.

Posted by Millie | Saturday, January 27, 2007 1:20:00 PM

Ok the answer to "Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?" is:
Stop imagining.

TMM is right, right? the answer to "What is RED, pregnant and at MY HOUSE" is Angela. :( didn't even occur to me.

I am expecting pictures mmm'kay? plenty of pictures and of course LOTS of stories.

Posted by Super Happy Girl | Sunday, January 28, 2007 12:10:00 AM

OK, now I feel super stupid. Not just regular stupid - super stupid. That's a good riddle Mees NCS.

I want pictures too, RP&AMH (red pregnant & at my house).

Posted by Millie | Monday, January 29, 2007 10:58:00 AM

We don't kiss and tell around here do we DWR/

Posted by Anonymous | Tuesday, January 30, 2007 4:11:00 PM